Try as I might, I have yet to find one single activity that wouldn't be made better by adding rented midgets to it. Not one activity.
Hell, even shoveling snow would be much more awesome if you had a bunch of midgets with kid shovels out there comically shoveling snow with you.
I don't think making love with my favorite girlfriend here would be made better by adding midgets!
Oh? Imagine them singing and dancing and cheering you on. Imagine them ushering you two into the bedroom by throwing rose petals on the floor and bed while singing a merry tune.
i dont need anyone to cheer me on '
so just a minute ago j walked in here on me and my favorite woman and verle sitting here and started yelling and stormed out just as Chris was walking in and he ceerfully said 'hi j' and he said she didnt look happy and got in her car and slammed the door
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