I am not going to pretend that I've never lost control in the snow. It's really awesome when you end up facing the right direction and can just keep going - with your asshole a bit puckered and driving a little slower.
I have a car just for that sort of driving. I have an antique Volvo 245 (the wagon - 2 is the model, 4 is the number of cylinders, 5 is the number of doors). I give zero shits if it gets dented. It even has a skid plate so that snow doesn't get sucked up under the hood and make you slip your belts (I learned that lesson).
I give no shits if someone dents it. It's a Volvo, so you'll survive. It's not very much fun normally - but it's a fucking riot in the snow.
> It's really awesome when you end up facing the right direction and can just keep going - with your asshole a bit puckered and driving a little slower.
That's exactly what happened. LoL just down the street
I almost always say the same thing. "Shit shit shit shit shit shit." It's always the same, almost always just one word, and it only varies with the timing and number of times I say shit.
I remember saying either shit or fuck, I don't remember which. But like you said it was only one word
Chris just got here
I slept through all the calls from my women today and now none of them answer, fuck em, I'm going to jam with Chris
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