I will open the thread, Chris is coming over and I'm sure we will sing a few new songs this evening.
Last night I lost control of my car, do you remember the short video of the tunnels dug in my yard I showed you the other day? Where you asked me where was all the snow? Well it snowed last night, and I was driving down the street here, leaving my house, and all of a sudden the back end of the car went sideways and I steered to correct it. Then it was going sideways the other way, so I steered to correct that, and the next thing I knew the damn car was spinning 360 degrees like 3 times around I thought I was going to end up in the ditch but I stopped right on the street, and just continued on my way. Albeit much slower. We got like 4 inches of snow dumped in 2 hours time and no snow plows had yet been out plowing the streets and it was raining before it turned to snow, so it turned to freezing rain and then to snow, so under the snow on all the roads was a nice layer of ice, which the snow on top of ice, makes for a damned slippery driving surface. I am so happy I did not dent my car
I am not going to pretend that I've never lost control in the snow. It's really awesome when you end up facing the right direction and can just keep going - with your asshole a bit puckered and driving a little slower.
I have a car just for that sort of driving. I have an antique Volvo 245 (the wagon - 2 is the model, 4 is the number of cylinders, 5 is the number of doors). I give zero shits if it gets dented. It even has a skid plate so that snow doesn't get sucked up under the hood and make you slip your belts (I learned that lesson).
I give no shits if someone dents it. It's a Volvo, so you'll survive. It's not very much fun normally - but it's a fucking riot in the snow.
> It's really awesome when you end up facing the right direction and can just keep going - with your asshole a bit puckered and driving a little slower.
That's exactly what happened. LoL just down the street
I almost always say the same thing. "Shit shit shit shit shit shit." It's always the same, almost always just one word, and it only varies with the timing and number of times I say shit.
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