I'm not bailing you out.
And, the maid gets a $20 tip every day that I have maid service - which is most days. I trust 'em well enough that I've told 'em to take the money out of my wallet for me. I trust them because I know they get paid well enough. Also, it's a ritzy hotel. Everyone here has been extensively background tested, including all housekeeping staff.
They love serving you. They don't get much pay being a maid and I am sure that makes a difference in their world.
And I thought you were my friend. Bail money gets returned to the person that posted it here where I live. Bail bonds are illegal here so it's just a temporary loss of your money when you bail someone here. The money is returned to the person that posted it and not the accused.
LOL I don't trust you to show up to court on time and on the right day. You'll get drunk, go on an adventure, and I won't get my bail money back. In fact, I'm pretty sure you've told me about violating bail before!
I have never missed a court date, the violation I did was I violated the no contact order, and that was at her request! LoL
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