LoL I would like to but that kind of thing only makes the situation worse in my experience. At least I don't have to tell them to pack their shit and go. None of them live here. Im usually at their place so I just get the hell out of there before I get arrested for something stupid. Cause that's no fun.
I didn't care if it made the situation worse. Making it worse was quite entertaining. I didn't exactly want long relationships.
I absolutely agree that it can be quite entertaining, unfortunately in the past I have been arrested for some crazy bitch attacking me when I didn't do anything but block her punches and I really do not want to go through anything like that ever again
I'm currently a pillar of my community. So, if that happened today, I doubt I'd be the one getting arrested.
It's kinda awesome not having to worry much about the law. I can get away with all sorts of things. So long as it's not serious, I ain't going to jail. If it is serious, I've got access to great lawyers. I can keep it in the courts for years.
So long as I don't murder someone, I'm probably not going to jail.
Hell, I didn't even get a speeding ticket when I was caught driving more than 3 times the posted speed limit. I didn't even get a written warning.
If that had been almost anyone else, they'd have gone to jail immediately.
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