[cackles in money]
While others were buying their shares in Michaelsoft and being dot-com dilettantes, I was buying precious metals.
While others were filling out 401ks and opening savings accounts, I was moving bullion into offshore vaults.
While others were wasting their time wage-slaving and getting their money japed from them by long-nosed banker types, I was buying up other commodities with my oceans of fucking gold money.
And now that the economy is in the shitter and the poors are asking for handouts, they have the audacity to come to me for a loan!?
#[cackles in money]
While others were buying their shares in Michaelsoft and being dot-com dilettantes, I was buying precious metals.
While others were filling out 401ks and opening savings accounts, I was moving bullion into offshore vaults.
While others were wasting their time wage-slaving and getting their money japed from them by long-nosed banker types, I was buying up other commodities with my oceans of fucking *gold money*.
And now that the economy is in the shitter and the poors are asking for handouts, they have the audacity to come to me for a loan!?
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