The global temperature may not be rising (it isn't), but hey, let's not forget carbon dioxide, that absolutely essential and harmless gas that helps plants grow faster and stronger and larger, including our food crops around the world. We can always demonize "carbon" even though every living thing is made up mostly of carbon, right? And even though our planet has been starved for carbon dioxide for hundreds of thousands of years, we can always pretend that there is too much of it, so that we can put a tax on its production. No one will notice that millions of people are starving to death because we reduced carbon dioxide output, and thereby stunted the growth of food crops. We just won't tell them what's really happening in the media we control.

So what? I have had literal NPC's tell me that Global Warming causes the Earth to get colder. And they were serious