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Looks like a Dodge Journey which means there is an 80% chance of a nigger driver.
Looks like a Dodge Journey which means there is an 80% chance of a nigger driver.
Spoiler alert; it's a spoiler..
Spoiler alert; it's a spoiler..
Yeah, the mattress of some fakir who moves with the times.
Yeah, the mattress of some fakir who moves with the times.
Why do people do this dumbass shit that could cause others a problem?
This is what happens when you cannot openly call people niggers.
Why do people do this dumbass shit that could cause others a problem?
This is what happens when you cannot openly call people niggers.
A few years back, I was dragging a trailer down a wide interstate with thick traffic. I was driving in one of the middle lanes when suddenly the traffic parts in front of me, revealing a mattress taking up half my lane. Since I had a trailer, I couldn't just whip my truck into the other lane, and had to move over slower than I would have liked. Thankfully, my trailer managed to miss it, although I don't know if it was by a couple inches, or a couple feet.
I've never had more of a pucker factor than that moment, and was on high alert for the rest of the drive that day. I will say it's a good habit to offset your vehicle with the vehicles in the other lanes, because in an instance like that, I didn't have time to double check for clearance.
A few years back, I was dragging a trailer down a wide interstate with thick traffic. I was driving in one of the middle lanes when suddenly the traffic parts in front of me, revealing a mattress taking up half my lane. Since I had a trailer, I couldn't just whip my truck into the other lane, and had to move over slower than I would have liked. Thankfully, my trailer managed to miss it, although I don't know if it was by a couple inches, or a couple feet.
I've never had more of a pucker factor than that moment, and was on high alert for the rest of the drive that day. I will say it's a good habit to offset your vehicle with the vehicles in the other lanes, because in an instance like that, I didn't have time to double check for clearance.
Looks more like a kike. oh shit I meant kite
Looks more like a kike. oh shit I meant kite
How the fuck do you not notice like 3 feet of slack in the rope when you tie it down?
How the fuck do you not notice like 3 feet of slack in the rope when you tie it down?
Not rope,you dope. Bungee cords.
Not rope,you dope. Bungee cords.
It would never even occur to me to use bungee cords for that. Silly me.
It would never even occur to me to use bungee cords for that. Silly me.
You'll never guess how I knew this.
You'll never guess how I knew this.
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