"I am a torpedo with teeth!"
Thats probably not even close to their top speed either.
Awesome
BOOP
I thought this was going to be a yo mama joke.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
The ocean is eerie
Do you know anything about HP Lovecraft? The author who came up with Cthulu?
He was absolutely terrified of the ocean and all of the unknown shit down there. This was a source of inspiration for his horror writings. That, and he was probably autistic and agoraphobic.
He also hated niggers. He sounds like a Poal user, doesn't he?
He's right to be scared of the ocean, I don't like diving but I have friends that convince me to go. You ever hear of the call of the deep?
When I was a kid we used to be out on the water all the time. I used to imagine sea monsters constantly. Somebody told me when you grow older you lose your imagination and that scared me so I used to imagine as many monsters as I could
Iv read a little bit of his stuff
Now hit the breaks for insurance fraud!
The wake behind the boat is low pressure, the whale just surfs on that low effortlessly. Literally the path of least resistance.
Orcas are assholes.
(((orcas))) (external-preview.redd.it)
- It looks so effortless for it to swim that fast, and can probably go even faster.
- It is holding its breath the entire time.
incredible
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