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MEAT SNIFFING DOGS exist at airports!
They existed for 10 years in Italian and Netherlands airports to sniff for American beef jerky to prevent "mad cow" into Europe, in the international terminals.
I could no get my bags to carry into customs until the little MEAT SNIFFING DOGS sniffed my luggage!
side note : never ever eat beef jerky before a flight because the nitrates in it get on your fingers and then when they swab your briefcase with the NITROGEN DETECTOR SWABS you set off the C4 explosives profile that also detects black powder too.
NEVER eat beef jerky before a flight.
Challenge accepted. I usually go to the range before hand as well and dont wash my hands. Its not illegal to set off their detectors.
THEY PUT A HOLD ON YOUR LUGGAGE, take your luggage off the plane, and then you miss your plane and they harrass you and put you on next plane.
If you set off nitrogen detectors, they assume you put C4 in a suitcase, not on you at the gate.
If removed from last flight of night.... they give you a hotel voucher and you have to leave at 6:30AM next morning.
NITROGEN DETECTOR SWABS fuck you over
No, they don't. You get asked questions, yes. But if you have valid excuse (I was at the range earlier/hunting) then there is no problem. Probably helps to be a normal, law abiding citizen as well (not a Nigger, Spic or Muslim). I already do this on purpose to fuck with them.
might get your asshole legally probed though
Really? They'll do that for free?
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