Little do they know, the weed was in his back pocket.
The weed is inside the sausages.
Xactly
more people should be doing this
With bacon
anything that will make these assholes look stupid and distract them.
america uses refugee trains to distract from the drug smugglers coming in further down the wall.
, you’ve got to see this man’s sausage.
Let me see yours
That looks pretty tasty. I’m hungry now. Let me see your dick too bitch.
He also had a half kilo of cocaine up his ass, but the cops let him go thanks to a good laugh.
They existed for 10 years in Italian and Netherlands airports to sniff for American beef jerky to prevent "mad cow" into Europe, in the international terminals.
I could no get my bags to carry into customs until the little MEAT SNIFFING DOGS sniffed my luggage!
side note : never ever eat beef jerky before a flight because the nitrates in it get on your fingers and then when they swab your briefcase with the NITROGEN DETECTOR SWABS you set off the C4 explosives profile that also detects black powder too.
NEVER eat beef jerky before a flight.
Challenge accepted. I usually go to the range before hand as well and dont wash my hands. Its not illegal to set off their detectors.
THEY PUT A HOLD ON YOUR LUGGAGE, take your luggage off the plane, and then you miss your plane and they harrass you and put you on next plane.
If you set off nitrogen detectors, they assume you put C4 in a suitcase, not on you at the gate.
If removed from last flight of night.... they give you a hotel voucher and you have to leave at 6:30AM next morning.
NITROGEN DETECTOR SWABS fuck you over
No, they don't. You get asked questions, yes. But if you have valid excuse (I was at the range earlier/hunting) then there is no problem. Probably helps to be a normal, law abiding citizen as well (not a Nigger, Spic or Muslim). I already do this on purpose to fuck with them.
might get your asshole legally probed though
Really? They'll do that for free?
I thought this was going to be a (((covid))) sniffing dog. Yes this apparently exists, search it.
Man pulls long sausage out of his pants for cops amusement
Wanna play smuggle the sausage?
We know who won that meat raffle!!
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