I'm reading the comments, and I see this - Volkmeister, Middle of Nowhere, Seychelles, 59 minutes ago
What next? Drag Queen Story Hour on Half Dome
Actually, I'm in support of this. One push instead of dragging them up first.
If only self-deporting them to the underworld was so easy.
Going to have to setup a huge fenced in area to keep the local wildlife away from the bodies. We don't need a new plague because a fox ate some of whatever the fuck that thing was. The bugs/dirt can have them instead.
Tree shredder at the bottom?
I am thinking like one of those huge things they have at a junkyard that can eat a full fucking engine that has not been broken down. You know what. Maybe wood-chippers are too fast. Maybe we should be suggesting these instead?
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