Looks like they took the worst parts of the Homer, the 300, and the Crossfire, mixed it all together, shoved it into an elephant's vagina, and let it have a stillbirth.
I'm seconding the 'stillbirth' sentiment. I was expecting cancer on wheels, but this feels more like a blank sheet of paper. It's like they opened up a default model, stared at it blankly for a while, then submitted it as the final design.
let it have a stillbirth
Sounds about right; the left is all about dead babies.
Lol! All that is left is to bury the pungent remains, and bury them deep.