The government has already broken my dishwasher, they will take my gas stove away & will break my washer. Now corporations are breaking our vehicles by imposing woke AI.

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It will be Microsoft's Clippy for your car.

I see the posted speed limit is less than your speed, would you like me to set the cruise control for you?
Would you like to help the climate by selecting a higher cabin temperature? 78 degrees is comfortable for most people.
Your check engine light is on. You should take me to your GM dealer for service.
Are you waiting to pick somebody up? Why don't you turn the car off and open the windows for some fresh air?
Are you driving alone again? I can help you arrange a carpool.
You could use an ice scraper to clear your windows on cold days. Shall I take to somewhere that sells them? Meanwhile I will continue to turn off before the ice melts.

Forever.

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Brilliant! I see you've thought about this already.

Dave, I can't drive you there. There will be independent thought at that protest, it's against WEF and government objectives.

Dave, I hope you don't mind if we pick up these POCs, they can't afford a vehicle and you have plenty of space.