Since the day I installed Windows 3.1 from floppys and continuing to the present, I have never, ever, not one single time received a benefit from Windows "Help" or "Troubleshooting" guides. >"Hey Car, why is my engine smoking? What is wrong?" >[in annoyed librarian voice] "Have you checked the air in your tires lately? Incorrect tire pressure is a contributor to reduced gas mileage and excessive emissions." >"No, seriously, my shit looks like it's on fire." >"Your vehicle is powered by an internal combustion engine which burns hydrocarbons as a means of developing torque. Toxic emissions from an internal combustion engine is normal. You should consider selecting from GM's new line of EV vehicles." >"I think I see flames." >"Your authorized GM dealer has all the original GM parts and GM trained technicians necessary to customize your vehicle's appearance, including flames, rainbow flags, and pinstriping and tinting. >"Fuck this car!" >"Remember, just like last month and every month before that, it's Chevy Truck Month! New models are arriving daily. See you local Chevy dealer for details."