I went to my local cultural hall for dinner, dancing, and polka. This is vastly more wholesome than globohomo culture. Everyone's happy, smiling, and enjoying traditional culture - from children to 90 year olds. My spouse was absolutely baffled that it was *crawling* with armed police despite the complete lack of shenanigans. I had to explain that it's to keep out loony globohomos who see traditional German culture as a prime target for violence.