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Rant about deer

The damn woods cows have eaten my tomato plants again! Seriously considering buying a crossbow and poaching them.

The damn woods cows have eaten my tomato plants again! Seriously considering buying a crossbow and poaching them.

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No deer ever did a thing w/o a horker behind the scenes pulling the strings. When they come they will descend out of the trees in numbers that block out the sky.

[–] • 2 pts

I'll bite, wtf is a horker?

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[–] • 1 pt

Ah. The old pellet gun works on those horking bird seed thieves.

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Silenced .22 is probably more effective. Aim for the neck or head.

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Cayenne pepper and soap in a spray bottle, add tobacco for the bugs. If they still bite they are mexican deer and you should shoot them, I recommend 12 guage double 0 buck.

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I live inside the city, that would be a bit too loud.

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You may be able to put out some feed or a mineral/salt block so that they go for that instead. As much as I love animals and wildlife at some point theres the poison option as a last resort. There should be a lot of info on detering them but you have to risk losing your plants again to test them.