Let your lawn grow without using any bug killer or weed killer on it. Just cut it regularly. You will get what is known as a "natural culture" that contains a mix of plants, including grass. That is the strongest, healthiest lawn there is. It resists all pests. You won't need fertilizer, because the clover will recapture nitrogen from the air. The birds will thank you for it, because they will pick the worms and bugs out of your lawn without getting poisoned and dying which is what happens when you use bug spray. You kill all the birds in your vicinity. So you get a few dandilions. So fucking what? Who cares? My lawn is always green. It's full of dandilions, and it's full of all kinds of other green plants, as well as lots of healthy grass, and the birds come down and pick out the bugs each time I mow, without getting poisoned. Folks, It's not natural to have a lawn with nothing but one species of grass. And it's not worth what you need to do to get it, because it hurts the environment.
Naw, fuck that. I hate broadleaf shit.
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