EvE Drama Best Drama
EvE Drama Best Drama
A short, incomplete summary.
Some highlights:
>devs introduce the biggest ship class which can nuke everyone in 500km radius and is nigh unkillable, named Titan >super costly to make >the largest faction at the time makes the first ever Titan after 9 months of work and toil, names it Steve >it gets destroyed by the opposing faction named Bob soon after when one of the devs/player hires (essentially a janny) forcibly transported the ship and booted out the player controlling it so they could all gank it with impunity >that same dev gets fired shortly after, screening becomes more severe
>later on, in another big faction war, one of the interested sides hires a spy with the intention to doxx another Titan player and cut off his power irl to rush his ship while he was offline >another notorious guy doxxes that Titan player, who turns out to be a game dev and his rig was located at the dev company office, which he found out after logging into the Teamspeak server and threatening the guy in question
>at some point, the biggest Russian faction got stuck in forever internal war after one of the leads embezzled nearly 1 trillion credits and ran off
>people actually had near logh scale space opera battles, for 12 irl hours, with 7k ships involved (every ship=player, 3k concurrently) >goon faction sent 4,7k ships to gank the first official reddit station, the biggest scale skirmish at the time
>4channers from the goon faction took over the universe, renamed themselves the Imperium (formerly Clusterfuck Coalition, CFC), started demanding tithes >everybody_hated_that.jpg >4chan thought it was hilarious and le big troll, thought they were ready for backlash and expected it/welcomed it >meanwhile one of their smaller inside groups SMA (monkeys) got busted for abusing the casino and hacking into banker accounts to get easier wins while no one noticed >casino's leader, I want ISK, threatened monkeys to pay up or else >monkeys laughed, invaded their Teamspeak, ooked and eeked in the chat for hours until they got banned >monkey leader snitched to devs about the bank and real money trading, bankers and their accounts went caput, although I want ISK maintained most of his assets >bounties are in, monkeys started to get hunted down ruthlessly by pro mercs >the Imperium leader fell for a ruse and a giant skirmish ensued, his enemies thought this is an opportunity to pwn him if he's being a dumbass now >I want ISK prepares to pay 7 trillion ISK to demolish the Imperium completely >he started paying massive bounties for any confirmed Imperium loss or kill >all opposing factions band together to form a coalition - the money badger >and so it began, the casino war that lasted several years irl
>the casino moguls, with their seemingly infinite money, nearly took complete control and dominated the galaxy's trading market as a new update was about to hit that introduced space stations, until... >devs banned third party gambling sites and real money trading, nuked all casino and bankers accounts >the remnants of the defeated Imperium, which still had the biggest fleet, and money badgers joined together to fight back against the casino jew and prevent them from creating new world order
A short, incomplete summary.
Some highlights:
\>devs introduce the biggest ship class which can nuke everyone in 500km radius and is nigh unkillable, named Titan
\>super costly to make
\>the largest faction at the time makes the first ever Titan after 9 months of work and toil, names it Steve
\>it gets destroyed by the opposing faction named Bob soon after when one of the devs/player hires (essentially a janny) forcibly transported the ship and booted out the player controlling it so they could all gank it with impunity
\>that same dev gets fired shortly after, screening becomes more severe
\>later on, in another big faction war, one of the interested sides hires a spy with the intention to doxx another Titan player and cut off his power irl to rush his ship while he was offline
\>another notorious guy doxxes that Titan player, who turns out to be a game dev and his rig was located at the dev company office, which he found out after logging into the Teamspeak server and threatening the guy in question
\>at some point, the biggest Russian faction got stuck in forever internal war after one of the leads embezzled nearly 1 trillion credits and ran off
\>people actually had near logh scale space opera battles, for 12 irl hours, with 7k ships involved (every ship=player, 3k concurrently)
\>goon faction sent 4,7k ships to gank the first official reddit station, the biggest scale skirmish at the time
\>4channers from the goon faction took over the universe, renamed themselves the Imperium (formerly Clusterfuck Coalition, CFC), started demanding tithes
\>everybody_hated_that.jpg
\>4chan thought it was hilarious and le big troll, thought they were ready for backlash and expected it/welcomed it
\>meanwhile one of their smaller inside groups SMA (monkeys) got busted for abusing the casino and hacking into banker accounts to get easier wins while no one noticed
\>casino's leader, I want ISK, threatened monkeys to pay up or else
\>monkeys laughed, invaded their Teamspeak, ooked and eeked in the chat for hours until they got banned
\>monkey leader snitched to devs about the bank and real money trading, bankers and their accounts went caput, although I want ISK maintained most of his assets
\>bounties are in, monkeys started to get hunted down ruthlessly by pro mercs
\>the Imperium leader fell for a ruse and a giant skirmish ensued, his enemies thought this is an opportunity to pwn him if he's being a dumbass now
\>I want ISK prepares to pay 7 trillion ISK to demolish the Imperium completely
\>he started paying massive bounties for any confirmed Imperium loss or kill
\>all opposing factions band together to form a coalition - the money badger
\>and so it began, the casino war that lasted several years irl
\>the casino moguls, with their seemingly infinite money, nearly took complete control and dominated the galaxy's trading market as a new update was about to hit that introduced space stations, until...
\>devs banned third party gambling sites and real money trading, nuked all casino and bankers accounts
\>the remnants of the defeated Imperium, which still had the biggest fleet, and money badgers joined together to fight back against the casino jew and prevent them from creating new world order
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