None of those characters look particularly relatable.
The CGI looks like one of those "Minecraft in Real Life" Youtube videos.
Aren't the original minecraft characters Steve and Alex? God forbid a movie show a white couple.
Oh ffs, my kids are going to be pissed when they can't watch the indoctrination flic about one of their favorite games. Fun fact about Minecraft: there is no story but your own.
The fatblack Mary Sue and the retarded and/or androgynous "White" people (who are usually less-goblin kikes) is all they do anymore. It's exhausting.