If they wanted to sell it to kids, the main cast would've somewhat represented the target audience, i.e., kids. Instead, we got jason momoa fruitcaked up, some loser chick that looks like she'll become a radfem as soon as she enters college, a hideous and obese sherilla, and ONE boy that maybe resembles your typical Minecraft player (looks like a crypto-kike though).
Also, this is original Minecraft Steve: https://pic8.co/sh/5r92Ca.png This is the movie one: https://pic8.co/sh/vSx5cR.jpg
You'd think they'd at least put in the effort of making the main character of Minecraft look like the game version, but nope. It's just (((jack black))) in a blue shirt. I'm sure all the kids will recognize popular children's icon jack black!
If they wanted to sell it to kids, the main cast would've somewhat represented the target audience, i.e., kids. Instead, we got jason momoa fruitcaked up, some loser chick that looks like she'll become a radfem as soon as she enters college, a hideous and obese sherilla, and ONE boy that maybe resembles your typical Minecraft player (looks like a crypto-kike though).
Also, this is original Minecraft Steve: https://pic8.co/sh/5r92Ca.png
This is the movie one: https://pic8.co/sh/vSx5cR.jpg
You'd think they'd at least put in the effort of making the main character of Minecraft look like the game version, but nope. It's just (((jack black))) in a blue shirt. I'm sure all the kids will recognize popular children's icon jack black!