I went wake boarding a couple months ago. Turns out I’m really good at it. I wasn’t surprised. I’m good at everything I do. I don’t know why it’s still legal for me to exist amongst the rest of you inferior beings. It must cause much strife always knowing that somewhere out in the world I’m there being far superior at everything you will ever attempt. If you want though I can teach you how to be ten percent as good I am. All I ask is a small fee of $2999.99. It’s not for me as I am already a billionaire. I put it towards my own charity. We are working to relocate all cats to the Atlantic Ocean so they can be friends with the sharks.