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Apparently nobody has ever made a racial alignment chart, in over a decade of Skyrim. Why? Probably because Skyrim is so incredibly based that no one dares. One almost suspects that Todd Howard got fed up with the niggers and decided to make a story about Nordic heroism, brutal Orcs and slutty Argonian child-traffickers.

Think I jest? Someone made a lore-based alignment chart for the Elder Scrolls series, got ratioed, and the top response was literally "That's racist".

Cat people, lizardmen, just a question a skin tone really. We're all vertebrates. Sorry, no offense to the cuttlefish. What I'm trying to say is that we are all fundamentally assholes. So if someone calls you racist, just smile and call him an asshole! That is how he identifies, and good for him. Self-knowledge is the beginning of wisdom.

Apparently nobody has ever made a racial alignment chart, in over a decade of Skyrim. Why? Probably because Skyrim is so incredibly based that no one dares. One almost suspects that Todd Howard got fed up with the niggers and decided to make a story about Nordic heroism, brutal Orcs and slutty Argonian child-traffickers. Think I jest? Someone made a lore-based alignment chart for the Elder Scrolls series, got ratioed, and the top response was literally "That's racist". Cat people, lizardmen, just a question a skin tone really. We're all vertebrates. Sorry, no offense to the cuttlefish. What I'm trying to say is that we are all fundamentally assholes. So if someone calls you racist, just smile and call him an asshole! That is how he identifies, and good for him. Self-knowledge is the beginning of wisdom.

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Funny how in Daggerfall Orcs are headed by this Malcolm X-esque character Gortwog during Orcish Emancipation who claimed that they only want a land of their own and to be recognized by the empire. That's despite the fact that they already stole the land from Wayrest and constructed their fortress there, turning a huge chunk of the region into a disputed hostile territory. In politics, he got his way with gathering dirt on his rivals, blackmail, theft, espionage and sometimes assassinations. If you take his side, by the end game he uses the McGuffin to enforce his will, showing his true colors as he leaves the surrounding countryside "decimated". The outcome reads: "Under the command of Gortwog, Numidium destroys the other powers of the Illiac Bay; Daggerfall, Sentinel, and Wayrest. A new Orcish homeland is carved out in Orsinium, and the Empire will never be able to dispute Gortwog's claim to Orcish equality."