No rune goes uncollected!

"Maidenhood is an artificial gender construct imposed by the patriarchy!"

"Oy Vey! You expect me to buy levels? You can't collect compound interest on levels goy!"

"Listen Mr. ehh Godrick was it? What if you gave me the shard as collateral on that second mortgage for Stormveil then? Just take this pen in one of your many hands and sign here, then you'll get something in the mail next week."

an unclothed jew whore has entered the arena

I imagine Varre (that dick who calls you maidenless) would greet you differently in this state... "Oh yes... Treacherous, are we? Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Shekel, hmm? Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are jewish. Without your money, without the strength of media, and without an invitation to the Big Club... You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity."

Is that Amy Winehouse?

Why are you playing as a kike-dyke?

Holy shit! Clubbing has changed a bit from when I was a lad.

I've never seen anyone make a character face like that.

I think this is a wretch hence the club as a starting weapon. So a wretched jew.