He's fat, lived in his mother's basement until he started mojang, based as a 4chan nerd can be and his primary homes are in comiefornia, a lefty shithole, where he is loathed, and norway, in the city of oslo I think, which is a lefty shithole where he is loathed. I'd be sad too. He started minecraft in his 30s, in his mom's basement and used /v/ to beta test the game for like 2 years before he hired a single employee. If notch is out in the either I'd tell him to try to see if could hire somebody from here to be a life coach, it seems he could use some guidance and outsider perspective.