Ubisoft spits on Tom Clancy's grave with the world's most generic first person shooter

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:Poochy enters on a skateboard doing flips and karate kicks: YIGGA-YIGGA-YO its like TOTALLY DEFF to play TOM CLANCY's MOSHPIT YO! TOTALLY EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!!! Kids, don't do drugs. I. AM. OUTEEEEEEEE!

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Who needs satire when real life works just fine?

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I felt Poochy was the necessary mascot for that sales pitch.

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Rubin nepotism hire

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You know what pisses me off more than anything about this game? It's the fact that people will still play this garbage despite the fact that it's glaringly obvious it's a chance for Ubisoft to sink their grubby little hands into the f2p market. Because it doesn't have to be good and they know it. They can drop some dog shit game and some fucking asshole is going to play it anyway right after he gets done posting a tweet about how much Ubisoft sucks. And he'll spend $700 on UbiBucks and custom skins because he just can't fucking help himself.

Fuck f2p games and fuck Ubisoft.

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Screw that, support PSYMETRY! A game developed by a based white dude :)

https://www.psymetry.com/

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