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[–] [deleted] 4 pts

GTA V had flying cars and jetpacks Cyberpunk didn't lol

[–] 3 pts

Sweet. I just changed my clothes on Animal Crossing.

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I was happy I finally got the ladder.

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Did you play as a weird tranny?

The internets seem to insist that this game must be played as a tranny.

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Go full on melee and it's a hilarious smash fest. totally unbalanced.

[–] [deleted] 2 pts

It was alright but it didn't blow me away. GTA I could drive around and just mess around and have fun. I didn't get that at all in Cyberpunk and driving felt like a chore. I'm sure the DLC will be awesome and they will keep knocking out bugs. Did you run into many major bugs?

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Did you get railroaded into playing through their story, or did you have a good amount of player agency?

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It's really easy to get railroaded into the story line - I had to look up weather there were even multiple endings after I finished, but there is a shitload of side content. And you can keep playing after the main plot ends.

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of course I'd have liked more content, but that's kind of a moot point. They hired like 150 lesbians and somehow still managed to crank out a decent product. The whole thing honks to hell, but I actually liked it. The whole way.

[–] 4 pts

decent

umm I'd say they missed the target by an enormous margin.

It looks pretty, but that's it.

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It's a pc exclusive, of course you played it on pc

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I'm trying to imagine how what you're saying is a joke, but I can't. It's not PC exclusive - Most of the people who complained about bugs were on Xbox.

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It's a joke because it's not playable on console, therefore pc exclusive and console players should just stop trying to play it - especially if they're going to complain. It' snot funny now that the joke had to be explained, but that's what the joke was.

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No tranny shit.

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They sneak a tranny character on you through the racing quest line. Pissed me the fuck off. They don't tell you the character is a tranny til you're already like 4 quests deep.

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Admiral Ackbar would be proud.

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It may be visually a golden turd but at the end of the day it's still shit.

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No thanks. SJW shit game IMHO. Are you refunding your post OP? Playstation and XBOX has.

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It should never have been released on last gen hardware.

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Still won't get it.

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Even on PC nobody should buy it, there's plenty of evidence now that everything is broken or lied about. Anyone saying this is good has entered sunk cost fallacy mode.

It looks pretty on pc, but that's it.

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Nope. Thinking I might play through it again actually. The SJW shit wasn't as heavy as people accused it of.

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Good for you. Have a cookie 🍪

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What did you like about it?

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I've always been a huge fan of the cyberpunk genre, and this one is basically Cyberpunk GTA.

Getting to where you can double jump off a building into a crowd of gang members and slaughter them with retractable arm blades. . Fun stuff.

There IS a bunch of progressive horse shit laced in amongst everything, but it's definitely not the worst I've seen.

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I understand liking the cyberpunk setting and I will even grant that the world-building is pretty strong, but I don't think this game is anything like GTA except in some superficial ways.

In GTA 3, which is a 20 year old game, the NPC interactions are more varied and fun. You can rob stores at gunpoint in GTA. When you punch a civilian in GTA, they might run, they might start fighting back, they might pull out a gun or a knife, or they might be in a gang and have other members join in.

NPCs in Cyberpunk are super limited. Hit a civilian and they will run screaming or cower. That's it. No fun, interesting reactions. If the person you hit is a designated bad guy, they will fight you to the death every time. It is boring and monotonous. You can't rob people or stores.

The enemy AI is terrible. There are 2 enemy strategies: take cover in one spot and never move, or charge the player and die, shouting the same 4 recycled voice lines all the way. Games should be well beyond this. F.E.A.R., which is 15 years old, has enemies call out your position and flank you. They lay down suppressing fire for each other when they advance. Tarkov has enemies move from cover to cover to circle around you. Same with ARMA.

The story characters are annoying cunts and you can't kill them. The Outer Worlds is a shit game where every NPC is an ugly dyke with an SJW haircut. At least that game lets you shoot them. Taking out your minigun and putting 50 rounds into the face of some aggressive bitch who was just laying into you for no reason is at least cathartic. V just has to sit there and take it.

The driving sucks. It is like driving on ice with buttered up tires. Couple this with shitty driving AI and pedestrians who freak out when you park on the same block as them and it becomes immersion breaking and tedious.

The interface and fixed controls suck ass. Double Alt to holster your weapon and you can't rebind it? Fuck me.

I didn't even talk about the bugs yet, and I played on PC as well. Visual bugs, AI fuck ups, falling through the world, crafting can break your save file. Even if the game launched bug free, it would still be a shit game.

The cherry on top is all of the SJW shit.

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you realize that is key for indoctrination. The brainwashing must be fun (unless it is free from all competition [North Korean indoctrination can't be fun]).

"free market" kike propaganda on the other-hand two thumbs up my butt.

_____ honestly I was wondering what the gameplay was actually like. With 99% of any entertainment I simply cannot endure it any more--II rather sit in dark silence.

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Gameplay is first person. The combat is shit if you use guns, takes like dozens of headshots to kill people some of the time. But if you use melee, it's pretty damned fun. You can get cybernetic enhancements, to do crazy superhuman stuff. I liked it.

The underlying gay has infected everything. I don't watch TV or pop media at all, so it all glows, but the SJW presence in the game is ignoreable. IMO.

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You played it with the sjw garbage?

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Yeah, and it wasn't bad. I'm so used to "Progressive Gaslighting" IRL, that it barely even rustled any jimmies for me.

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