"WHat does that even mean?" It means you playing as DOOM guy, that you are faster than the enemies by default in the game by two to three seconds in everything. Speed, response time, attacking etc. Not hard to understand unless you're a scrub. "Also, the doom guy doesn't move fast enough," If you are bad at the game, then yes he isn't fast enough. It doesn't matter if he moves as fast as the flash, if you aren't good at the basics, which you admit to, you'll never be good. Period. " it's more like "i'm saying internet things. i'm trendy!!" now" You clearly took offense to it, even admitting to being bad at the game proving my point. Maybe you should stick with less challenging games like Peggle. You won't get as upset, I promise.