SWITCH.

There's this game my father taught me years ago called 'Switch'. And the premise of the game is you take one finger, put it in your mouth, the other one goes in your asshole. And when he says 'go', ya SWITCH

Nintardo

I like the GameCube name. Dreamcast is obviously the best name though.

Dreamcast was such a cool name. Better than PlayStation, all Xbox names, and all Nintendo names IMO. Unlike the Xbox OG I didn’t think the console was that much an eyesore but the design could’ve been more flat.

Dreamcast