Believe me. Cows are fucking assholes when they want to be.

I used to help local ranchers work their cattle from time to time when I was younger, for extra money. It involved herding the cattle into a chute and giving them shots and worm medicine or doctor injuries sometimes. Without fail, no matter how tame the other cows were, there was always one that was bat-shit crazy and her only goal in life was to kill you...