Found a pair of pants in my yard once with a wallet and other material in them. It was a groid, the pants were stunted nigger size and the wallet was full of cards from various flophouses downtown, along with cards from nigger's parole officer and other things. No money or useable cards, all of that had already been taken, or didn't exist. Threw it all away except for a nice micro-USB cable that was in the pants. Still have that cable.
Not even going to bother sending it to nignog's parole officer. I don't do good deeds.
I would have done the same if a groid, if white I would have returned the items(if possible), if not, then fuck the old bill.
I did briefly think about sending it to the parole officer since it was in another state, the Ohio postmark might raise some eyebrows.
But, it's not worth my time or money.
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