True story: Was in the shower, home alone. Heard someone in the kitchen. Made a quick decision, grab my gun or grab my boxers. Both in the bathroom, equal distance and equal time. (No idea why my brain didn't think I had time for both ... stupid adrenaline rush.) In that moment, I grabbed my boxers. Turns out, it was my mother-in-law who came to town a day early and let herself in. The other choice would made for an interesting thanksgiving story.