This was likely born out of necessity from living in close quarters with niggers. In the projects you can hear from outside when someone is in the shower so the mongrels go for what they think is an easy target.

That's actually a good idea.

I keep a gun in every room. My nephew is a mentally sane teenager.

It's probably easier than arming the claymores before you take a shower.

I hate that he’s such a raging liberal that turned homo. He ruined Ron Swanson

It's on the list. I need to finish outfitting the panic room, cellars, and sheds first.

True story:

Was in the shower, home alone. Heard someone in the kitchen.

Made a quick decision, grab my gun or grab my boxers. Both in the bathroom, equal distance and equal time. (No idea why my brain didn't think I had time for both ... stupid adrenaline rush.)

In that moment, I grabbed my boxers.

Turns out, it was my mother-in-law who came to town a day early and let herself in.

The other choice would made for an interesting thanksgiving story.

I think it's a toss-up, when you're the most vulnerable, in the shower or in bed asleep...