Wife was a server for years. EVEN BLACK SERVERS DONT LIKE BLACK TABLES. It was either no tip, or $1 per person.
Surrounding tables dining experience also ruined.
FAKE NEWS!!! THEY WOULD NEVER SMILE LIKE THAT AT THE WAITER LOL THEY WOULD ALREADY BE SNAPPING FINGERS AND CACKLING THONG SNAPPING NOISES
They ruin everything.
It's like walking into a restaurant and finding a table has a pack of raccoons eating there. I'd turn right around and find a better restaurant.
I dunno I'd be pretty impressed with that raccoon family
There is that. I might stick around to see how they did.
My aunt In Florida has a large family of them in her yard. Sends pics at Christmas time. Little ears got eaten by a gator.
Not to mention every one of them will have tons of special requests, accomodations, and substitutions. They'll be waiving you down constantly for free refills, new utensils, more napkins, etc.
And they are going to work your ass like a mule.
They will try at least. In my short time waiting tables, niggers got the worse service possible. I'd go take a shit before serving their food if I needed to. I DID wash my hands before though, even though I know they wouldn't.. I'm not a nigger like them.
I avoided most of these encounters by pretending they didn't exist until they left.
The place I worked at.. the wait staff had to pay the bus boys a percentage of each table's bill, so if you got no tip from a $400 bill you would actually lose a lot of money serving the party.
Wuh mah 40 Akers at?
You will also be spending the next hour and a half running solid to keep up with all their demands, as if they were the Only ones in the restaurant! You absolutely have to or else they will screech and squawk at the top of their voices, to the manager and get you fired!
Know who else doesn't tip. Foreigners.
Like that goddamn Ringo Starr
This was the eye of the storm before a category five chimp out
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