Classic Cross Fit.
Classic Cross Fit.
Wow. This is even more ridiculous than the shit you see in basically any mainland Chinese gym.
Wow. This is even more ridiculous than the shit you see in basically any mainland Chinese gym.
Fuck some of those cross training things they do look silly!
Fuck some of those cross training things they do look silly!
Silly?! You fool! Do you not see it?
The man is training for invulnerability! He shall never be hanged no matter what any cowboy tries. With that form and technique, he will be the ultimate outlaw of the wild west!
Silly?! You fool! Do you not see it?
The man is training for invulnerability! He shall never be hanged no matter what any cowboy tries.
With that form and technique, he will be the ultimate outlaw of the wild west!
He's like David Carradine's character in whatever his mostly boring and sanctimonious old west show was called. Fuck, it was just called "Kung Fu", wasn't it?
But he did have Cannonball Adderly, and some other great musician dude in that one episode, which was dumb overall aside from the really fucking cool music parts... but I guess I digress... stupid bourbon!
But if I'm going to digress, I had best do so thoroughly! I once had a friend who was really REALLY into silly kung fu training exercises. You know, like getting kicked in the balls enough to where he grew resistant to being kicked in the balls. Almost hardcore, but mostly just WTF. Long story short, he's the only guy I ever racked a round in my shotgun, finger on the trigger, muzzle to his face. But he tried to rape my wife and had broken one of her teeth... but that's another story, I guess, and this comment has gone on for too long. And wait, what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yeah! Bourbon! This bourbon is nice.
He's like David Carradine's character in whatever his mostly boring and sanctimonious old west show was called. Fuck, it was just called "Kung Fu", wasn't it?
But he did have Cannonball Adderly, and some other great musician dude in that one episode, which was dumb overall aside from the really fucking cool music parts... but I guess I digress... stupid bourbon!
But if I'm going to digress, I had best do so thoroughly! I once had a friend who was really REALLY into silly kung fu training exercises. You know, like getting kicked in the balls enough to where he grew resistant to being kicked in the balls. Almost hardcore, but mostly just WTF. Long story short, he's the only guy I ever racked a round in my shotgun, finger on the trigger, muzzle to his face. But he tried to rape my wife and had broken one of her teeth... but that's another story, I guess, and this comment has gone on for too long. And wait, what the fuck were we talking about? Oh yeah! Bourbon! This bourbon is nice.
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