I went to an all-girls’ Catholic school for, like, six years during the time when kids actually had handwriting class. I’ve always had a propensity for getting the cursive down pretty well. – Meghan Markle

You also had the propensity to get men’s pants down too. That’s why you ended up as a former pedollywood cum dumpster now princess of Sussex (thanks to a Jewish matchmaker who planted you)

That would be sad if they couldn't.