Heh.
Heh. [This is all that came to mind for me.](https://youtu.be/Z8XuJXRHr_8)
Heh.
NO. You need to go the full Monty on this one.
Pop! Goes the corpse!
Do it.
I would but my relatives would likely have strokes and heart attacks on the spot. A couple would laugh their asses off, those are my favorite relatives. Hell one if drinking something would have it come out their nose from the instant uncontrollable laughter.
Brilliant!
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