Here's what will likely happen - She'll pause what she's doing as I'm rarely that straightforwardly subtle as she knows I much more straightforward with what I want. Then try and call my bluff as spiders freak me the fuck. I'd have better luck trying to burn her clothes off with a flammenwerfer, and werfering her with flammen. Bonus - spell check wants me to change flammenwerfer to flamethrower. lol