If he was cutting a 2x4 and if was a bit to long he'd say it's Off by a cunt hair. This is when I was six. When I really did something dumb his go to was Some day I'm gonna slap a cunt over your head and fuck some sense into you. The old but true, Yeah you keep crying I'll give you something to cry about, and he wasn't kidding either. JUst a few I learned as a small child. Anyone else got any memorable ones to share here.
If he was cutting a 2x4 and if was a bit to long he'd say it's Off by a cunt hair. This is when I was six. When I really did something dumb his go to was Some day I'm gonna slap a cunt over your head and fuck some sense into you. The old but true, Yeah you keep crying I'll give you something to cry about, and he wasn't kidding either. JUst a few I learned as a small child. Anyone else got any memorable ones to share here.
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