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CALLER: hello I'd like to order a pizza.
MODERN PIZZA RESTAURANT: which of the 6500 genders are you to complete your order? We need at least 14 pronouns for your account.
CALLER: they/them/this/was/xi/xen/xolo/zibi/ze/him/her/wet/dry/shallow/deep?
MODERN PIZZA RESTAURANT: please wait while we verify your pronouns. Stay on hold for 45 minutes and enjoy this speech by Admiral Richard Levine the newest 4 star commander of binary sexuality while you wait during our new Biden gender identity verification program processes who you are.
fuck alphabet people
CALLER: hello I'd like to order a pizza.
MODERN PIZZA RESTAURANT: which of the 6500 genders are you to complete your order? We need at least 14 pronouns for your account.
CALLER: they/them/this/was/xi/xen/xolo/zibi/ze/him/her/wet/dry/shallow/deep?
MODERN PIZZA RESTAURANT: please wait while we verify your pronouns. Stay on hold for 45 minutes and enjoy this speech by Admiral Richard Levine the newest 4 star commander of binary sexuality while you wait during our new Biden gender identity verification program processes who you are.
#fuck alphabet people
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