I don't know what my next move would be...as I would have already shat my pants. I'd certainly be rethinking recent life choices.
Ask it firmly, yet politely to leave.
I'm not sure what you do in that situation. Pretend to be a log?
I would probably poke it with my paddle and see if it scurried away.
I’m armed in my yak at all times…so, the way it ends is that I have gator tail for dinner and a cool new pair of boots.
That's a saltwater crocodile. The kind that used to try to eat Steve Irwin.
Is it? How can you tell? Assuming you’re correct, I still say shoot it in its brain if you can. Probably will need a completely different caliber than I was originally planning tho.
I see gators all the time. Most of them wouldn't mess with a full grown human when there are a lot of other meals less likely to fight back.
Pray
My next movement would be a bowel movement. Then I would try to slowly move away, no panic, just try to get out of there without making a disturbance.
/me slowly moves away like a dead floating tree trunk
Attempt to resist the urge to freak out and slowly paddle away.
i eat it
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