Al: Hey, Bill, you've always got plenty of women. I never get any women. How about a tip?
Bill: Sure, stuff a big potato down your pants and you won't have to say a word, they'll be swarming all over you!
(Couple days later)
Al: Hey, Bill, now they don't just ignore me, they run away as fast as they can! What gives?
Bill looks down at Gore pants and says "You were supposed to put the potato in the FRONT of your pants, Al!
Al: Hey, Bill, you've always got plenty of women. I never get any women. How about a tip?
Bill: Sure, stuff a big potato down your pants and you won't have to say a word, they'll be swarming all over you!
(Couple days later)
Al: Hey, Bill, now they don't just ignore me, they run away as fast as they can! What gives?
Bill looks down at Gore pants and says "You were supposed to put the potato in the FRONT of your pants, Al!
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