I used to cite racial crime stats to telemarketers. You can get them to go from script to ape really quickly.
Awesome! Will do
It's easier to just put the phone down, that has never failed for me.
"Hold on" ... one minute later.... "OK, I'm back. Oh wait, one moment." ... one minute later... etc.
If you've got that time to waste, then knock yourself out. Got me, I dont.
I like to waste their time because I figure that's less time they'll have to actually scam some elderly person or something. But I drive for 11-14 hours a day so I've got nothing but time to entertain them.
Just needs a car alarm going off to end it
The founder of the non profit I work for called me once from out of state.
After 20 minutes of aimless bloviating I literally knocked on the wall beside me and told him "someones at the door I gotta go!"
He knew I was full of shit but what's he going to say?
Oh shit it’s the cops! Gotta go! Click.
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