That bird is even more stupid than me.
Fun fact: Eggs come out of a bird's ass. That is, if birds were real.
Yeah, when you eat an egg, you're actually eating a birds period...
It's their unborn child.
What you do is you take a chicken's flesh, coat it with the scrambled remains of it's unborn children, coat it with ground up food it might have eaten while alive, and then dip it into 375°F oil made from more food it might have eaten while alive.
Fried chicken is delicious.
hahaha I saved this post for the Frosties
Most eggs sold for food are not fertilized, the hen laying the egg having never been exposed to a rooster. These eggs will never form a chick and they will never hatch. They are the chickens period. If they are not collected and used for food they will just rot.
Now that you mention it, you're a bit of a cloaca.
No, I don't exist.
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