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[–] • 5 pts

You don't mess around with monkeys of any form. I watched a video on that chimp attack from a few years ago. Thing literally ripped the lady's face off. Aggression at the drop of a hat, just like your regular pavement ape.

[–] • 1 pt

Same aggression but way stronger and probably smarter too

[–] • 0 pt

They like to crush faces of women. For guys, the first thing they do is rip your balls off. That or, break your arms, then rip your balls off.

There are many stories of chimpanzee attacks. They are known to eat other moneys in the wild.

[–] • 2 pts

"From alternate mega-based timeline where that wasn't an actual monkey."

[–] • 2 pts

I liked the part where the victims family members made sure the violent animal can't hurt another human.

[–] • 0 pt

And how the game and wildlife department and the police department were incapable of doing the same.

[–] • 2 pts

DeShawn wuds jus playin! dey didna needta shewt de boy!

[–] • 3 pts

He wuz a gud monkee. He jus tryin ta git his life together as a rapper.

[–] • 0 pt

Aaaaaaamen brutha. He be goin to church-uh. Praisin da lorr-duh. Gettin his lyfe 2gethAHHHHHH!

[–] • 1 pt

See, Randall didn't need to take it back

[–] • 1 pt

Where the fuck did it come from!?

[–] • 3 pts

Africa.

[–] • 1 pt

You can smell the jungle on them.

[–] • 1 pt

Benjamin Crump on his way now.

[–] • 1 pt

If only people honored subspecies in humans

[–] • 1 pt

Damn I hate monkeys so much. I hate them all - big ones, small ones, gorillas, niggers, whatever. I hate monkeys.

Monkeys are creepy and gross. All these people who go to africa or india and are like "Oh look at the cute monkeys! Haha they're stealing our food!" are complete idiots. Monkeys are a fucking plague.

[–] • 1 pt

Don't let the Porch Monkeys fool you.

They can be even more dangerous than the North American Pavement Ape variety...

[–] • 0 pt

... Why is the Dickson PD office in Ardmore?