Simply keep a photo of Richard Levine, Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi handy.
Simply keep a photo of Richard Levine, Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi handy.
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Just do the 45 degree leaner with your hands on the back wall above the toilet.
Just do the 45 degree leaner with your hands on the back wall above the toilet.
That's the easy way. Sitting down is kinda hard depending on if you have a elongated toilet or not.
That's the easy way. Sitting down is kinda hard depending on if you have a elongated toilet or not.
"Now tell me again how you ended up with your head in the toilet and broke a bone?"
"Now tell me again how you ended up with your head in the toilet and broke a bone?"
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you know who I want to take peeing with an erection advice from? A woman.
you know who I want to take peeing with an erection advice from? A woman.
Doesn't mention the fact your dick is now pointing at the ceiling. Smack the end with the back of your hand once or twice, it will soften. If you can bend it down to pee, it's not wood.
Doesn't mention the fact your dick is now pointing at the ceiling. Smack the end with the back of your hand once or twice, it will soften.
If you can bend it down to pee, it's not wood.
Who the fuck needs a howto?
Who the fuck needs a howto?
I’ve always heard you can’t pee with a boner but honestly I’ve never had that problem
I’ve always heard you can’t pee with a boner but honestly I’ve never had that problem
Same. I reckon at worst you turn on the shower and piss into the tub.
Same.
I reckon at worst you turn on the shower and piss into the tub.
Some people don't know how to "relax" the muscle.
Some people don't know how to "relax" the muscle.
Yeah, I've never had this problem.
Yeah, I've never had this problem.
A boner or peeing?
A boner or peeing?
I'll bend over and stick my butt in the air then it's pointed where it needs to go. Squatting down helps too.
There's ways to get it done. It looks incredibly retarded but it's very effective.
I'll bend over and stick my butt in the air then it's pointed where it needs to go. Squatting down helps too.
There's ways to get it done. It looks incredibly retarded but it's very effective.
I've heard something involving upper muscles flexed drawing blood quickly away from the erective site.
I've heard something involving upper muscles flexed drawing blood quickly away from the erective site.
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