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This news article is a must-read. Please share!
EDIT: I couldn't wait.
It's a satire site.
This news article is a must-read. ~~Please share!~~
**EDIT:** I couldn't wait. [Here you go.](https://dailynewsreported.com/breakingnews/criminal-caught-after-cutting-off-37-man-buns-in-one-day-claims-he-was-doing-the-lords-work/)
It's a satire site.
"Years of therapy and hair regrowth is in the future for all of this man’s victims."
Fucking LOL
"Years of therapy and hair regrowth is in the future for all of this man’s victims."
Fucking LOL
I was pretty sure it was satire. It's not that easy to snip off that much hair quickly enough to keep someone from breaking loose. Still funny.
I was pretty sure it was satire. It's not that easy to snip off that much hair quickly enough to keep someone from breaking loose. Still funny.
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