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This news article is a must-read. Please share!

EDIT: I couldn't wait.

It's a satire site.

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"Years of therapy and hair regrowth is in the future for all of this man’s victims."

Fucking LOL

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I was pretty sure it was satire. It's not that easy to snip off that much hair quickly enough to keep someone from breaking loose. Still funny.

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As much as I don't want him imprisoned think of the work he can do once he has industrial access to pedos.....

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37 hipsters couldn't stop one man? Imagine the amount of soy you need to ingest to be that feeble. I wonder how many of them cried?

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Look at that grin

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Somehow I initially thought it meant cutting off the gluteus maximus muscles off of males so he was walking away with a piece of ass.

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"10, 20, 30, 40, 50, or more..." "the 'Manbun Cutter' was rolling up the score..." "37 wimps cried tryin' to end that streak..." "...of the 'Manbun Cutter' of Los Angeles."

( with apologies to the "Royal Guardsmen". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxzg_iM-T4E )

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That's a terrible song. I had the lead singers haircut up until I was like 12. And this was in the '80s, how shameful of my parents and my hair stylist, yes I went to a hair stylist when I was a boy.

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There's a law against that?

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It'd be assault or battery depending on your jurisdiction.