This made me ponder an interesting question: can midgets swim?

I imagine a dog-paddle perhaps, but it was an interesting question to ponder hahaha, thanks!

They should make for the village of Bree and have a pint or two at The Inn of the Prancing Pony to chill them the fuck out. Ol' Barliman Butterbur's always happy to cater to The Little Folk.

We should instead talk about the Bigger problem. Midgets don’t want to be around Biggers. They wanna be left alone in their own towns without those Bigger Folk coming ‘round. We should respect our pint-size friends and their hatred of the Biggers.

lol, what is this?!

Isn't it something like people who are below 5'2 are little people sort of. I've dated three girls that were barely 5'2 and they had some of the most interesting bodies I've ever seen. it was always something kind of off. And it usually had to deal with short arms and irregular chests. And they always had kind of like big upper thighs, big shapely butts but they were muscular, they weren't fat, it was sort of weird.

This is secretly an unknown thread layered with memes.