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Probably won’t kill you, but will definitely subtract some digits in a jiffy. Still a nice warning label though

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Can confirm, I used to go to school with a guy who worked at a metal shop and played the guitar, he stopped playing the guitar.

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If it catches some long hair, you're going to be in for a really bad time.

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If it catches some long hair, you're going to be in for a really bad time.

Oh yeah that too. Another reason why women and hippies shouldn’t run a table saw.

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Busted! I actually bought the set.

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"do not look into laser with remaining eye"

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Nice. Did this come from the internet in general or do you purvey the Uncle Bumblefuck?

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I might be the sort to occasionally do some purveying.

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I could sit here and tell you story after story of people being mangled and killed by even small tools. You are doing the world a service my good man!

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I'm curious. What's your best one?

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This might not be the best one, but it's one that sticks in my mind. A machinist was working a drill. The actual drill bit he was using was small. Something happened that broke the bit and a piece went flying into his throat, ripping through one side and cutting his carotid artery. Blood spurted out as it is want to do and he panicked and ran from the shop area to the office area in the building. He bled out shortly after.

The reason this sticks in my mind is because he did that one thing you should never do when you sever an artery, get your heart pumping faster. His running full speed killed him. The shop was full of men who could've helped. If he would've sat down and got help, kept himself calm, there's a good chance the ambulance would've gotten to him and he would've been saved. You have two carotids in your neck, you can stop blood pumping in one and still live. I know most people panic in emergency situations, I just can never understand why. I don't panic, I don't see the point.

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Shit. I can see why that stuck with you….

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So it's safe?

Asking for normie.

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I know what you're thinking. Don't put your dick in it.

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There's a medical sticker "for rectal use only". Fun to add to all types of things.

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Why you got disguised merchant badge?

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I like to screw with a certain site admin for funsies.